A basic grammar and vocabulary review of the French language, as well as some informal & slang vocabulary and a special section on vocabulary for English-speaking expatriates living in France. Also included is an appendix on French pronunciation for English speakers as well as IPA transcriptions for most of the vocabulary lists and all of the verb conjugations. Accompanying mp3s are free to download on ielanguages.com.
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A French joke.
Two cats were swimming across the English Channel – an English cat named One two three, and a French cat named Un deux trois. Which cat made it across the Channel first?
The One two three cat won, because the un deux trois cat sank.
Get it? Un deux trois quatre cinq…
Happy April Fool’s Day!
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1 Penny // Apr 2, 2007 at 11:02 am
*snigger*
Now THAT is a funny joke!
2 Frogzone1 // Apr 2, 2007 at 10:01 pm
Hi, I’m going to France next year as an English Language Assistant. Just wanted to say hello and keep up the good work. I love that cat joke… I’ll hopefully start something like this up myself when I find our where my placement is.
Good Luck in everything,
Eleanor
3 Mlle Smith // Apr 3, 2007 at 5:13 am
Okay, this was weird…I just discovered your blog earlier this morning and emailed it to myself to remember to add it to my favorites…
Then this evening I saw and replied to your post on Expat France…
I happened to click on your bloglink in your post on Expat France and realized it was the very same blog that I was reading this morning and wanted to add to my favorites. That was bizarre…
Your April 1 joke was funny…especially because of the way you clarified it afterward. It made me laugh out loud at my desk.
No, really…it did. :0)
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